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animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY! THE INSTRUCTIONS SPECIFICALLY SAID DON’T GRAB YOUR COATS AND LAPTOPS AND TO MOVE QUICKLY BUT WITHOUT PANICKING! IF THIS WAS A REAL FIRE AND NOT A DRILL YOU WOULDN’T BE TWITTERING AND STUFF!
YEAH WE WOULD.
WE’D ACTUALLY BE SLOWER. FIRE WOULD LOOK SO COOL WITH INSTAGRAM.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY! THE INSTRUCTIONS SPECIFICALLY SAID DON’T GRAB YOUR COATS AND LAPTOPS AND TO MOVE QUICKLY BUT WITHOUT PANICKING! IF THIS WAS A REAL FIRE AND NOT A DRILL YOU WOULDN’T BE TWITTERING AND STUFF!

YEAH WE WOULD.

WE’D ACTUALLY BE SLOWER. FIRE WOULD LOOK SO COOL WITH INSTAGRAM.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT DO YOU WANT, MARTY? I GOT REPORTS DUE. HENDERSON’S BEEN ON MY ASS ALL WEEK.
IS THAT A DICK?
YOU DREW A DICK ON THE DRY ERASE BOARD. WOW, H.R. REALLY KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK WHEN THEY HIRED YOU.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT DO YOU WANT, MARTY? I GOT REPORTS DUE. HENDERSON’S BEEN ON MY ASS ALL WEEK.

IS THAT A DICK?

YOU DREW A DICK ON THE DRY ERASE BOARD. WOW, H.R. REALLY KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK WHEN THEY HIRED YOU.

ahahahahaha!!

ahahahahaha!!

good god this is funny shit.

good god this is funny shit.

texts from dog. so frickin funny!